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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 16 points 3 months ago

Cat adventures with Bill and Ted.

So early this morning Ted was upstairs meowing his head off. He wanted to get into the office. I called "Ted" at least ten times to get him to come down stairs. The meowing just louder.

Time for a plan. I used "confuse a cat".

I called out "Bill". There was complete silence in reply. I called "Bill" again and Ted came running down the stairs to tell me he wasn't Bill, he was Ted, and that Bill was sitting next to me.

Bogus. 🀭

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

When I call out for my daughter my dog will try to knock her down to get to me first. He thinks it's a race.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago
[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

He doesn't have to hurt her. He chooses to.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

oh, that's not cool

[-] Baku@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

So you could say he wakes up and chooses violence

[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago
[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

He’s got a bone to pick with her

[-] Cendana@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

I accidentally taught all three of our cats their names were "sit".

"sit". All three stop whatever they were doing and comes running to me, demanding for food.

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