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[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Id prefer Ezekiel 23:20

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

I bet you would 💦🍆

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 11 points 2 months ago

"They longed for lewdness as much as they longed for their lovers. They went whoring after every male who looked appealing to them."

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

This book needs to be banned

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024

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