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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Dads are motherfuckers.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Curiously, they don't start as motherfuckers: they begin as generic fuckers and then after many months turn into motherfuckers.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Mines both...

My dad tought me a man never beats a woman. He also taught me that he lied...

[-] nefonous@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Well, how else are you supposed to become a dad without fucking the mother?

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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