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[-] jay@mbin.zerojay.com 27 points 3 months ago

A kid in high school got caught jerking off in the bathroom by the school principal. His full name became a euphemism for jerking off after that.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Someone in a neighboring school to mine did it in both Health class and French class, because the people pictured in the textbooks were attractive. The teacher for the health class one was very, very gung-ho about other peoples' health (like he'd order you to go to the cafeteria to eat if you skipped lunch, that kind of thing), and after that, it became a running joke to ask him (the health teacher) if they could "improve their lower health".

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago

I’m more concerned about the teacher creeping on kids in the bathroom, wtf.

[-] subignition@piefed.social 17 points 3 months ago

Back when I was in high school, it wasn't uncommon for teachers to use the same restrooms as the students. I can't quite remember but I think there were only a couple staff toilets on the campus, one in each gendered locker room and one in the front office.

Anyway, my point is there's at least the possibility that the principal was just using the bathroom normally and the poor kid was being... less than subtle about what he was doing in the stall.

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

When I was at school teachers had to go into the toilets to stop fights and fetch kids who were hiding or being sick.

[-] jay@mbin.zerojay.com 8 points 3 months ago

Bathrooms were shared back then between teachers and students. And when this happened, it was while class was ongoing, so he had very little expectation that he would run into any kids outside of class.

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