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Is he a knife magnet? How does this keep happening to him? Did he do something wrong, or something?
I'd imagine there are a lot of people in prison who aren't especially fond of cops
I'd say outside prison, as well.
Then be infamous for triggering a huge number of protests and a few more murders of innocent bystanders.
Wait did this happen before? Or are you just talking about the instance where he got stabbed 22 times (which is impressive) a couple months ago mentioned in the article?
It's way funnier if you imagine it's him getting stabbed 22 individual times.
Maybe he was stabbed three times with a 7 point spork and once with a knife
Check out the very first sentence of the article you didn't read:
For the life of me, I can't understand why so many people think they can absorb an entire article through the headline...
A) it was a joke.
B) So, he got stabbed before, yes? And got stabbed again? He's a knife magnet, and you're a gay fish.
But I prefer dino nuggies!
Rawr!