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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

My wife keeps telling me that...

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Sounds exciting!

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

I too try to only shit on company time

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you, and you're welcome.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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