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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago (6 children)

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I too try to only shit on company time

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My wife keeps telling me that...

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds exciting!

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Thank you, and you're welcome.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.