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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I too try to only shit on company time

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife keeps telling me that...

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you, and you're welcome.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.