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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason
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Family friendly unscripted programs.
Are we talking '90s Nickelodeon, or real housewives of the rust belt?
We should be so lucky to get 90s Nickelodeon! No, I think the article said it's going to be mostly original programming so it's a safe bet whatever it is will be like Hallmark on steroids
Hallmark is an abomination to everything decent in the world. The movie channel, not the cards I mean:-).
Also, I'm literally struggling imagining how it could possibly get more saccharine than it already is?! Hasn't it reached peak levels of evilness already, at which point where would they even go from there?
Probably just videos where you watch gay people get beat up (nonbinary and such would be too confusing to them to even watch). So "Christian" S&M.
I am picturing The Righteous Gemstones level of programming (this makes sense if you’ve watched season 3).
I think we're talking family friendly like Jimmy Swaggart.