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For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!

That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"

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[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think fewer of people when they misuse words. Their not that hard too tail a part.

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Wow, well done. If op could read they would be pissed!

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Like taking a bath in a rash.

You're the worst. But you did good, kid. You did good.

[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

Best use of N-sync, evva.

[-] waz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

The word "demo" is used as an abbreviation for both demolish and demonstrate. I like to assume the wrong option whenever possible.

Example:

Salesman: Would you like to demo our product?

Me: Hell yeah! Let me get my sledge and a Sawzall.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Similar for “doc”: are we correcting the documentation or correcting the doctor? …. Picturing myself spending hours updating the doctor on my latest API changes hahahaha

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The less people they’re are whom do that, the batter

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Eye Haight too brake it two ewe..

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Most painful upvote of my life.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

So far! Got to stay optometrist!

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Wye wood yew bee sew firkin tuff? Dare knot grate two this miss.

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