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What are some fun ways to prank an asshole neighbor I'm moving away from? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Waldowal@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Not really me. A friend of mine is moving out of state. His neighbor has been a total dick the entire time he's lived there. Constantly commenting on how my friend's yard isn't as good as his. Mean to my friend's wife and kids for no reason. Just an asshole of a person.

What are some ideas for fun pranks my friend can leave behind?

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

In the middle of the night, take a bunch of nitrogen fertilizer and lay out a "Fuck You!" message on his lawn. Water it into the ground.

The message won't appear for months until after you move away.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Draw a big dick in the lawn

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

With salt for a delayed and long lasting effect

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Hahahahah, gold

[-] Asphalt@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

How does it's science work? Can you elaborate.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Just makes grass grow greener and faster where the fertilizer has been placed. Put too much down and it will “burn” the grass and kill it.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Magnets

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

https://gardening.wonderhowto.com/news/fertilizer-proposal-she-said-yes-0119967/

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