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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I wish I could pirate food.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, they give you a speedy cart with wheels and everything...

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not anymore. They recently added those locks that lock up the wheels when they get too far away from the store. And they also threw out all the shopping baskets.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

they also threw out all the shopping baskets

I hate stores with a passion that do this. If I'm getting a basket amount of stuff why must I either juggle everything in my hands or shove a cart with broken wheels around?

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I live in a pretty conservative area. I think they were stealing them because they refuse to buy reusable bags since plastic bags were banned.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can. It would just be the old school version also called theft.

[-] drangus@lemmy.ca -2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I live on the top floor of an apartment with no balcony. I wish I could pirate a house.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Replace your floor with garden plots.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or maybe just go up to the roof? They said top floor.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

My apartment building doesn't have a flat roof. And has shingles. I wish I could pirate a roof.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I mean... you probably could if you became an actual pirate.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Foraging and stealing :)

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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