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[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 17 points 3 months ago

It has a heartbeat? Boeing what have you done?

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

It's the hearts of all the whistleblowers they've murdered, Telltale Heart style.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's late, it should have become sentient Aug 29th

this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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