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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

I imagine it's just a form they fill out with a few fields: city, number of shooters, number of dead, number of wounded. The rest of it stays the same each time.

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