Why do all their jackets look three sizes too big?
Obviously they need room for all the medals, but they could at least tailor them.
The jackets inflate when they feel threatened.
I mean, something has to counterbalance their headwear.
"This jacket looks ridiculous".
Guy walking in with hat: "Uhh...."
They got that Reviewbrah fit.
All the good tailors were executed by firing squad for designing something Kim Il Sung would have considered gauche
Plausible to within 1/5 of a plausibility unit.
Why do all their jackets look three sizes too big?
Obviously they need room for all the medals, but they could at least tailor them.
The jackets inflate when they feel threatened.
I mean, something has to counterbalance their headwear.
"This jacket looks ridiculous".
Guy walking in with hat: "Uhh...."
They got that Reviewbrah fit.
All the good tailors were executed by firing squad for designing something Kim Il Sung would have considered gauche
Plausible to within 1/5 of a plausibility unit.