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What a stupid guy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 155 points 3 months ago

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 125 points 3 months ago

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[-] Decker108@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 106 points 3 months ago

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[-] Githyanki 16 points 3 months ago

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

[-] gentooer@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Especially on IRC

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[-] pixelblut@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...