You make them assign the task to you, don't just do it because it's necessary. Each task that is not part of your actual assigned job needs to be assigned to you. Every time. If they want you to do it every time it's needed, ask for them to update your job description to reflect it.

It's called a white strike because you are burying them in paperwork, but not walking off the job.

Can't find my gloves, looks like I'm rawdogin this pipe!

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

As a straight man, I can appreciate that another man is handsome while feeling no sexual attraction towards him. I would assume you can feel the same way towards a woman, appreciate the beauty without the desire to screw them.

As for what OP asks, I don't think that is at the same level of "attraction".

If the picture is to be trusted, doughnuts too!

I did this by accident once when using mobile deposit of a check and missing the decimal point while typing in the amount. I was not dumb enough to think it was free money and spend it. The bank fixed it two days later.

I hear you saying that the only way to win is to not play the game.

They are betting that they can make more than they are investing, with the downside of losing more than they are investing.

I have picked up doughnuts for the office and other than the one I want, the rest are called "assorted doughnuts". Guess I could try "whatever makes sense" next time, but it just doesn't make sense to say that.

Let's walk right by the car we got here in and go house in the creepy building that we think the killer lives in and that we were too scared to enter before he killed our friends!

Butter knife it onto some crackers. (I prefer Ritz.) The knife never goes into the mouth so I can keep using it. Does make a mess on the counter or table if you don't use a paper towel or plate(or bowl) to catch most of the crumbs. Guess you could eat over the sink...

Even then, the drugging and the 50 other men involved would not be considered marital consent.