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this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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Full size snickers aren't even full size anymore. Did you know they're 1/3rd the size they were in 1978? If they shrink anymore, they'll be the same size that bitesize were in the 90s.
Bitesize used to be the length of your thumb, and full size used to be the length of your dick. Now bitesize is like postage stamp size. And full size are only an inch longer than my thumb. If that.
Is that metric or imperial dick?
I doubt they were the size of my dick.
I like the dichotomy between the two currently existing responses to this post.
I think it's now the length of my dick.