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[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 72 points 1 month ago

Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Single dad erasure!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

Next week

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Earn your red wings yet?

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024

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