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[-] shawnshitshow@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins."

And when Jesus was asked what the greatest of the commandments was:

"The most important one is this: Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these”

yep, Jesus really was a liberal hippy cuck

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I dunno if I can love my neighbour as myself, is it alright if I just grab her by the pussy?

[-] shawnshitshow@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

that sounds kosher

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