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[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 59 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Honestly, battered broccoli would probably go hard.

Sliced into planks it's basically tempura

[โ€“] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean if they HAVE to have one, an easy choice is cauliflower. It's a neutral tasting vegetable that can be turned into mashed paste or other forms. It already finds itself in several recipes and uses.

Other than that, I wish more places in the world did fried zucchini

[โ€“] darthelmet@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I went to a restaurant recently that had fried cauliflower in a sesame sauce or something. It was pretty good and I normally donโ€™t like cauliflower.

[โ€“] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

Satay sauce on cauliflower is awesome

[โ€“] frazorth@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

Cannot disagree more.

I love all sorts of veg, but cauliflower has a very distinct earthy taste that cuts through anything.

Its not neutral. Its depression incarnate.

[โ€“] queermunist@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago

There's a store near me that sells it, and hell yes, throw them in an air fryer and dip em in a spicy sauce. ๐Ÿคฉ

[โ€“] Geobloke@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Honestly charcoal broccoli with salt and cumin is amazing and people love it at my bbqs

[โ€“] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That sounds so delicious!

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A friend of mine slices up and fries the broccoli stalks and swears they're as good as bamboo shoots in a stir fry.

[โ€“] Baggins@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago

Veggie tempura. So yes

Baked broccoli is amazing. Toss it in some olive oil and salt and pepper and then roast at 400F until the โ€œleavesโ€ start to char.

If you can do this in a wood fired oven, even better

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

Go hard into the bin, alongside my Dad's infamous Boxing Day sprout stir fry.