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[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 19 points 4 weeks ago

Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

I.... I don't think I can.

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Dude, I don't mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It's not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don't even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it's just not going to fit.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

You're not being creative enough. You could have a bowl/cup of grapes, and use that. Or maybe alternatively you could blend/mash them up, let them dry out a bit to stiffen up, then use that.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I find that when you sign up for lemmy, you very much underestimate the extent to which the community is going to be invested in you sticking your dick in grape.

It's not a complaint, really, and it feels supportive, in a way, but it's definitely not what I was expecting. I mean, the whole area of soft fruit isn't really a theme I was considering exploring in any kind of sexual way, if you can appreciate where I'm coming from.

I take your point about the possibility but I'm still drawing a bit of a blank in the motivation department, if I'm honest.

The comment about grape seeds isn't making making me any more enthusiastic, I can tell you. No offence meant.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yeah, this place is a very

Grape fucking
Endless politics
Meta memes/drama/shitposting

pick two kind of place

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 4 weeks ago

nothing worse than getting a grape seed stuck in your peehole...

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds painful. Like gallstones, but backwards. On the plus side, probably less scratchy. On the minus side, maybe more citric acid.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, mainly tartaric acid...

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Ah, thank you. I wasn't sure. However, I am sure that I don't want it going the wrong way up my personals.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I've missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don't find me attractive, like, EVER.