Meme: Phoebe and Joey conversation

P: If I did something that upset you, I probably don't know I did that

J: If you did something that upset me, you probably don't know you did that

P: If you talk to me in a respectful manner, we can clarify what happened

J: If I talk to you in a respectful manner, we can clarify what happened

P: Then I can make a personal rule to avoid upsetting you again in the future

J: Then you can make a personal rule to avoid upsetting me in the future

P: But if you just take revenge, I don't know why, so I think you're just a jerk

J: So I need to take revenge on you for calling me a jerk now