How many bites are in a sandwich? (aussie.zone)

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Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.

I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.

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[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

9-12

[-] DampSquid@feddit.uk 4 points 7 hours ago

How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

I would agree with this. The rational part of me likes to try and eat a sandwich in a 3x3 grid of bites, right-to-left, working my way downward.

But, I'm a wacky, inconsistent li'l bitch, so it almost never works out that way. But, I don't think I ever exceed 12 bites. That's a pretty solid ballpark range.

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