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[-] dgerard@awful.systems 27 points 2 months ago

NEW MISSION: we must show Elon Musk "Naked Lunch" so his next car is a cyber cockroach typewriter

[-] blakestacey@awful.systems 20 points 2 months ago

Silicon Valley is proud to announce the man who taught his asshole to talk, based on the hit William S. Burroughs story, "Don't be the man who taught his asshole to talk."

[-] sc_griffith@awful.systems 12 points 2 months ago

a Tesla that gets an erection when you drive it. by the visionary elon musk

[-] bencurthoys@mastodon.social 12 points 2 months ago

@dgerard Let's make him watch the Fifth Element I want to see what he does to his hair

[-] arbitraryidentifier@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

I think he would probably identify more with a different character.

[-] self@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

I just really want to see him try to rock the transparent plastic hairpiece. maybe some of his hair plugs will come undone in the attempt

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago

Karmic justice for that poor Neuralink patient

[-] sc_griffith@awful.systems 5 points 2 months ago

neuralink is what happens when someone shows him saw

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 5 points 2 months ago

Lets make him watch Videodrome I want to see what he does to his hair

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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