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Microsoft boss Satya Nadella will earn a wallet-busting $79.1m (£60.9m) this financial year, up 63 percent on his compensation for 2023.

The huge boost to Nadella's pay in both cash and stock, announced by Microsoft last night, comes after a positive year overall for the company's financial revenues - but a turbulent 12 months for its employees.

2024 has seen two mass layoffs at Microsoft, with 1900 staff laid off in January, before a further 650 Xbox employees were shown the door in September.

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[-] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe someone can make an app, so I can have someone paid at an insultingly low hourly rate to go protest/riot in my place?

[-] sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

already done.

"Crowds on Demand is an American publicity firm that provides clients with hired actors to pose as fans, paparazzi, security guards, unpaid protesters and professional paid protesters.[1][2][3] The company operates in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas,[4] New York City,[1] Washington, D.C.,[5] Iowa, and New Hampshire.[6] "

Theres also "Rent a Family" https://charactersforhire.com/rent-a-family/

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 3 points 2 weeks ago

That dystopian "future". It's the present, isn't it.

[-] sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm seriously considering rent-a-family. My relatives can occassionally be 'unprofessional' and I see that for a small fee I dont have to put up with that sort of bullshit anymore.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now that's creative :D But you gotta make sure one buyer = one rioter

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 3 points 3 weeks ago

2.49 extra for assured personal rioter. Otherwise you'll get the standard service where your rioter may have another riot to attend to first.

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