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OpenAI next model Orion by December, it's 100x cooler bro trust me bro no we're not releasing to the public bro it's just too dangerous and cool bro (www.theverge.com)
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[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

Orion is so powerful and dangerous it can write a memetic virus that mindwipes any reader who sees it. It is beyond science. If you use it within three meters of a lit candle it will summon the devil.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's crazy how these guys will burn billions of dollars and boil the oceans to speak to their invisible friends, when all you really need is a tea candle and 3 cc of mouse blood.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago

I just use a phone to talk to friends who are out of sight.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago

The reception in the Seventh Circle of Hell is pretty shite though, I think they're still on 3G

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 3 points 1 month ago

They have a lot of anti 4g/5g protestors there and they are pretty brutal.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

tea candle and 3cc of mouse blood

Is there something you know that I don't?

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