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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024 (awful.systems)
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Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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[-] dgerard@awful.systems 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sundar Pichal, Google Q3 2024 earnings call:

We're also using AI internally to improve our coding processes, which is boosting productivity and efficiency. Today, more than a quarter of all new code at Google is generated by AI, then reviewed and accepted by engineers. This helps our engineers do more and move faster.

Firstly, if this is literally true they're completely fucking cooked.

Secondly, if it isn't, what version of it is?

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 18 points 4 weeks ago

from someone on Mastodon:

Google has a gigantic code generation culture, because the engineers there strongly prefer complexity to drudgery.

If you asked them to write fizzbuzz and left them in a room for twelve hours they would deliver a new programming language that generalized repetitive string printing, with an extension language for potential non-string-printing actions.

I left in ‘22 but feel fairly confident that “25% of code generated by AI” is going to be more of the same.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 4 weeks ago

I half want to jest "PDD strikes again" but honestly it feels like only half the explanation

(promotion driven dev)

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 4 weeks ago

Man now I’m thinking about AI written PIPs. God if I got an AI PIP I’d self immolate on company grounds.

[-] self@awful.systems 9 points 4 weeks ago

oh this is almost definitely real, given that the regular PIP process was already designed to get you to quit

[-] sc_griffith@awful.systems 8 points 4 weeks ago

that's quite appealing to me ngl

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 4 weeks ago

God knows I like a good DSL, but "complexity over drudgery" just sounds miserable. I also wonder what kind of stuff they're coding that's supposedly trivial enough to be generated by AI.

[-] khalid_salad@awful.systems 8 points 4 weeks ago

Boss needs you to find the contiguous subarray with the maximum sum. Says he needs it by EOB Friday.

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 10 points 4 weeks ago

Here ya go boss, a 80% prototype solution.

/* TODO: support other element types */
unsigned int * maxsumsubarr(unsigned int arr[], size_t len, size_t * sublen) {
        *sublen = len;
        return arr;
}
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