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Do you have cat? (lemmy.world)

Translation:

Cat: Do you have cat?

Girl: No

Cat: Now you have one!

Girl: And that's how I got a cat.

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[-] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 70 points 1 week ago

I mean … yeah, that how it works, actually.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i was going to say that's how i got my cat. he LITERALLY walked in the door, jumped up on the couch and never left. lol

16 years later and he's still here on the couch next to me.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago

That's delightful.

I imagine his origin story, as an alley cat talking to another alley cat:

"Those house cats have it so nice. I wish I could have that."

"Bro. Just pick a human. They're push-overs."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. You just wait for their door to open and then pick your spot in the couch."

"That easy?!"

"It's that easy."

"I'm gonna do it."

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You're not far off the mark. One tomcat I had once brought with him a new cat, a girl I hadn't seen before. He shared his food with her and now she lives here as well.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Would be funny if he brought a different cat every week.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

he did it and now he's fat and lazy like i am. lol

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's the way we got one of ours back in the day. I was on an evening walk with my then-gf, we came across a very friendly kitty, gave her some pets, and went on to go home. She followed, entered the house, went right to the litter box, did her thing, and promptly decided she'd live there for the rest of her life. Fucking cats man. Love 'em to death.

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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