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[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 36 points 3 weeks ago
[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 32 points 3 weeks ago

for many years, I went blessedly unaware of who this random fuckjack was, knowing only: 1) ambiently knowing the name, 2) that I ambiently know the name (these two things together are usually a decent heuristic for me to not bother digging)

and then I got jumpscared by a full-scale mrbeast standee in a shop some months back

may I soon be able to forget about this fuckjack once again

[-] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 21 points 3 weeks ago

Beast's been reported to the FBI after a litany of horrific shit got found in leaked chat logs - logs which have also been released to the public.

Between that, Lunchly turning out moldy and getting memed on, and a litany of controversies shredding his public image, chances are his empire's gonna go down in flames pretty soon, and you're gonna be able to forget about him pretty quick.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 13 points 3 weeks ago

I got a handful of paragraphs into reading that and then realized I definitely don't want to read that tonight

def fuck that guy tho

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 15 points 3 weeks ago

All you need to know is that his real name is Jimmy Donaldson and he's exactly the type of person you expect to be named Jimmy Donaldson.

[-] Alk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'll be honest, that name gives me the vibe of some somewhat good guy who got straight A's but has worked at a sandwich shop for 10 years.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O

And he would often pump-and-dump, E-I-E-I-O

With a wallet here and a wallet there, Here a pump, there a dump, everywhere pump-dump,

Old Donaldson had a grift, E-I-E-I-O.

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago

that was indeed another input to the heuristics

nominative determinism strikes once again!

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago

that was indeed another input to the heuristics

(post-hoc, to be honest. but it's still fucking hilarious)

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 3 weeks ago

IDK he seems like he’d be more likely to give them to CIA backed radicals in the middle east, or israel

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

you're underestimating his game, maoist militias don't have extradition treaties with US

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 3 weeks ago

critical support

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mr. Beast ends the Cambodian Civil War with this one weird trick the CIA doesn't want you to know about.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 3 weeks ago

We've attained douchebag escape velocity

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