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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Last I heard from him it was the "spanking". You'll excuse me if I don't want to seek out more.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

😑

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that's how the rest of us reacted too.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

That's why you don't take peanut butter into bed

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