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DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up
(theonion.com)
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Great Satire Writing:
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
I'd rather have the dollar
I was hoping to become happy enough to not shit post on Lemmy, is that $2 or $3?