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The CEO’s nephew has been promoted to CTO because he installed FoxIT on a laptop. Now they’re wanting to embrace AI/ML and require all software to use it.

We’ve trained a model on IPv6 addresses. How do I push out self-signed certs for all workstations to accept the model as a driver to perform TCP/IP functions?

Can’t use IPv4 because “CAT5 isn’t backwards-compatible.”

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why not have the model create an IPv7 system? I bet the CTO would promote you.

[–] KamikazeRusher@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

When I suggested this to him he took his shirt off and yelled “square up, Tyrone!” Then proceeded to demand that all presentations be created in Lotus Notes from now on.