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Whelp, I guess they found our secret boys (infosec.pub)
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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago

man touch

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 149 points 1 month ago

date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 month ago

echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."

[-] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago

If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago

hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] sntx@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

You might get sued.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

man paste; eject got me

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

If witchdoctor was a sysadmin

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I came ty

[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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