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Whelp, I guess they found our secret boys (infosec.pub)
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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago

man touch

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 135 points 1 day ago

date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 1 day ago

echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."

[-] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] sntx@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

You might get sued.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I came ty

[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

If witchdoctor was a sysadmin

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago

secret boys

"How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony"

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Distrotube is a piece of shit that's going to hell

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Context?

I used to watch Derek Taylor's videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.

[-] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

I think his politics are pretty far right, at least based on this video: https://youtu.be/nvQ-ZY460WQ

[-] jonion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does

[-] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Bc everything is political

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 0 points 19 hours ago

Why can't we have anything nice?

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah seriously fuck that guy lol

[-] jdw@links.mayhem.academy 16 points 1 day ago

Commas matter.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Hell, I'll usually let someone finger me for two bucks, a good chocolate bar, and the promise they'll lube up.

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 12 points 1 day ago

I'm really sensible, so please use pinky

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_%28protocol%29

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Release systemd?

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No

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