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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 68 points 17 hours ago

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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