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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 49 minutes ago

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 39 points 8 hours ago

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 57 points 15 hours ago

What if I want to be awake for it?

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 4 points 59 minutes ago
[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 minutes ago

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

don't ask questions if you can't fap to the answers.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 hours ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 44 points 15 hours ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 8 points 12 hours ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 49 points 16 hours ago

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 12 hours ago

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 117 points 19 hours ago

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago

This is the Skyrim of humor

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 hours ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 15 hours ago

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 62 points 15 hours ago

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[-] QProphecy@lemmy.world 50 points 19 hours ago

I always hate it when that happens

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 34 points 18 hours ago

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 24 points 18 hours ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[-] traches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago

ignorance is bliss

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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