156
lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies
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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
I accidentally west the whole jar
Better than trying to west India and dooming the people of an entire undiscovered continent.
You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.