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Breakfast bath, anyone?
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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This setup was 100% for kinky purposes
Do you think you have to climb onto a chair and then over the counter to get in it? I can’t see any other way.
There was a picture of this place on reddit a while back. There's a hall behind the wall on the right, and there are stairs going up.
I found it! I found the reddit post, and here is the other picture that was linked. It's apparently a place called Carr Manor in Cripple Creek.
Edit: Here's the site for Carr Manor, not sure which suite it is, though.
Another edit: Found it! Second from the bottom, the Governor Ralph Carr Suite. There's even a third closer angle that confirms there is a door back there, but it doesn't seem possible to isolate it so I can link to just it. Just follow the Carr Manor link above, scroll down to the suite and you'll be able to flip through the photos, but it's basically just the imgur photo taken from the other side of the couch.
I imagine so, unless the angle is blocking an entrance from the back, it does kind of look like the tile may start curving around to an opening there.
As unsexy as I find a bath in the kitchen/diner to begin with, the idea that you’d have to scramble over the counter to get in makes this set up even funnier for some reason!
Not to mention that tile would be super slippery when wet.
Is that the remastered version?
FLAC.
Of was that the sound of your junk slapping on the counter as you clamber out?
That's very kind of you to suggest my junk is capable of slapping anything.
Be careful with your beverage on the dismount!
Is it even a full sized bath? Maybe it's just the perspective but it seems small like you would have to stand in it, although idk maybe that's what they were going for.
I assume (hope) that it’s not the only bath in the house. “Kids come and eat your breakfast! Ignore Dad climbing over you with his dangly bits out..”
These people sex.
"Would you like some eggs and and a cup of tepid bathwater?"
Depends who's in the bath
Snoop dogg
Omg imagine if the hot tub was full of tea and you served yourself with a ladel. Warm, bubbling tea.
I could stand to hear a little more.
Fresh sushi
Do you think it was part of the morning routine??
Or the world's biggest party esky