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I literally cannot think of a better punchline

Edit: See it for yourself

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[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 46 points 3 weeks ago

Open to what exactly..?

OPEN TO WHAT!?

[-] LifeLemons@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 weeks ago

Open to advertisers

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Infection, zero days, and data collection. TOTALLY open to those.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone but the user.

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Open to data collection opportunities

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

They're probably talking about their customers opening their wallets

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nice profile picture!

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Open to the outdoors, to let the fresh air in.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's how you cool down the modern cpu.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Our collective anuses.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

What they actually say in the video is that they are open to developers making software for their platform.
They pretend like they are the nice people, by providing decent development tools, with which to create.

[-] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who switched to Mac in 2007… viruses!

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