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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola
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this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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Dude coca tea tastes so good. I drank it all the time when I was in Bolivia. It has nowhere near the stimulating effect like coffee. To get that, you have to chew it with some ash, lijta, to get the chemicals.
Well all I can say was that was my experience with what I used to have. Tasted awful, more powerful than coffee, no jitteriness.