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[–] superkret@feddit.org 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rogue, still just chilling on the perch 10 hours later.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

If the rogue has anything in constitution, and enjoys a butt plug, they will just hang out there... way longer than the other options?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He's trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No my dude, that's the bard's version

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

This is 100% bard hijinks.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

the bard convinces you that they are in fact levitating, by arguing that everything is always levitating as atoms cannot touch

the fact that they suddenly know what an atom is, and that this somehow makes sense to the target, is not to be dwelled upon