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[–] lung@lemmy.world 93 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 49 points 10 months ago

really convoluted way to make that base flair tho

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Looks edited in

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine if you lost your balance and it tore your fartbox asunder

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whenever I see a one-bar prison or something like this, I think of earthquakes and the years of surgery you’d need to repair those organs

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

that's why RACK is better than SSC

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

@fartboxasunder@lemmy.ml, you’ve been summoned

[–] superkret@feddit.org 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rogue, still just chilling on the perch 10 hours later.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

If the rogue has anything in constitution, and enjoys a butt plug, they will just hang out there... way longer than the other options?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He's trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No my dude, that's the bard's version

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

This is 100% bard hijinks.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

the bard convinces you that they are in fact levitating, by arguing that everything is always levitating as atoms cannot touch

the fact that they suddenly know what an atom is, and that this somehow makes sense to the target, is not to be dwelled upon

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The real magic is his right hand grows back

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Correct. My left, his right.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the book series "book of the new sun" has the best feeling of this sort of vibe imo

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I have it digitally and have been meaning to read it for a long time but just haven’t gotten around to it like most of my books

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but the butt plug is doing the heavy lifting.