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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 116 points 3 weeks ago

The sun is billions of years old, unimaginably powerful, and it makes life on Earth possible. Sounds pretty godlike to me.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 68 points 3 weeks ago

From a Tumblr post that has been reposted a few times (in fact, my link is to the earliest repost I could find, as I think the original is long gone):

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

It may wipe out all life on Earth at any moment with the equivalent of a fart and not notice.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ok im sold. Praise the sun!

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

And it's constantly screaming at us.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 24 points 3 weeks ago

And when it gets mad it turns off our cell reception

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

It is good. But Is "opening the chest to sacrifice the heart of people" good?

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not great, sure, but I'd trade a few hearts to keep the sun around. And yes, if it meant me too that'd be fine.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'd sacrifice a few people to appease the sun during summer if it meant less heat.
Unfortunately humanity is angering another deity: Earth. The sun does not care about our pollution, but Earth is vengeful.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Better than burning "witches" alive.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's basically the reason I have a massive sun tattoo taking up my entire right shoulder

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