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[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 68 points 3 weeks ago

From a Tumblr post that has been reposted a few times (in fact, my link is to the earliest repost I could find, as I think the original is long gone):

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 3 weeks ago

It may wipe out all life on Earth at any moment with the equivalent of a fart and not notice.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ok im sold. Praise the sun!

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
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