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[โ€“] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 67 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The only shoplifting I see is the shops that keep arbitrarily lifting their prices.

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The only shoplifting I see is the shops lifting their prices.

more laconic, more punny

EDIT :

The only shoplifting I see is the shops lifting their prices arbitrarily

variant keeping arbitrarily