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[-] freamon@endlesstalk.org 21 points 1 year ago

So, um, what's the shelf for? (Is it for when you're so well hydrated, your pisses become so long and boring you need an elbow rest?)

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago

To put your glass of beer (cause of piss) on.

[-] freamon@endlesstalk.org 13 points 1 year ago

Huh. The decadence of the New World.

[-] Transcendant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If the shelf has a slope, then the pub has (or had) a problem with cokey punters

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