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‘Ah, Pissing, I Love To Piss,’ Says Ron DeSantis Attempting To Strike Up Conversation With Voter (www.theonion.com)

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Umm. That’s how sex happens in the bathroom.

you know what else I like? Shootn’ a fat load. Don’t you? Man, wish I could shoot a fat load right now, yaknowatimean? strokes cock Hey, why don’t we shoot one right now. Just to get the pressure out. Here, let me help……..

Aaaaand, REPUBLICAN GAY SEX! Woo!

Happens all the time, ask Larry.

[-] Boddhisatva@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Are you suggesting that Pudding Fingers has a wide stance in the men's room?

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

oh, I’m sorry. How did my dick get under the bathroom stall. Golly, a gay could have a lot of fun under here, haha. Let’s pretend hahaha ha ha.

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