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If he was smart he fled somewhere without an extradition treaty.
I somehow think he went on a bus, and then just took a bus back and is now just walking around in new york. Everyone thinks he has fled but they got nothing on him, so why leave. That would be more suspicious actually than just going about your everyday life.
That assumes he lives in NYC.
That's true. Or that he moved to the scene of the crime. Which would be a pretty chad move tbh.
His face is burned, right? He goes in front of any camera owned by the right agency and the facial recognition software does its thing?
And if that wasn't possible, fleeing to some remote wilderness is the next best option for him.
Unless he was a pro assassin and survivalist. The option I would go with is a trusted friend (not family member) outside of the state that he could live with in their basement or something while growing a beard and somehow his general look.
That's another good option. Though it's in some ways more risky.
Either way, growing a bitchin ass beard is probably one of his next steps.