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[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago

Because we don't have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 63 points 2 days ago

"pheromones is when a lil stinky"

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight

Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

but not heeded

Atta boy

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Ur mom was phero-moning my name haha gottem

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

I thought I told you to stop talking to me, Dad

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago
[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?

If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

They draw the pollution map overlay in Factorio

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I'm really not a big fan of pooping while in bed but your edit is cracking me up

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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