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[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 days ago

I'd try to get close enough to look like one of those true crime fanatics and throw my bra and panties at him. Pretty sure he would know how to use the bra wire to make lockpicks.

[-] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I think out of all I've been reading, your comment has brought me a lot joy and smiles. Thank you for something good on a Friday night after a tough week.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Glad to help, as someone who fits the specified demographic in the comment I originally replied to. Except white, I have no ethnic background that would make me even remotely white. Hope the rest of the holiday season looks up for you, cheers!

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I'm like the whitest woman I've ever met. Maybe if a bunch of us make posters with glitter paint like we're going to see a boy band and shower him with bras, our odds will go up both that he'll get one and keep it long enough, and that they'll assume we're "harmless."

...actually if we did the first part we could probably overwhelm them and free him.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

I like this idea. If any of the cops that move him in and out of his cell have the stereotypical cop mentality, they might make him put on one of the bras to emasculate him. Unknowingly giving him the keys to freedom.

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I hate wearing underwire bras, but I'd make an exception for something like this.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

We can put a comfy sports bra on underneath so we don't have to deal with the bouncing when we run away.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Someone needs to covertly get a Poltergust 3000 in there.

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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