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[-] hglman@lemm.ee 122 points 1 year ago

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 54 points 1 year ago

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[-] LeateWonceslace@reddthat.com 32 points 1 year ago

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I've been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

[-] leviosa@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it's much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

[-] snor10@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

It's exclusive for a reason.

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

[-] nyan@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 year ago

'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can't even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you're going to learn brainfuck.

"Worse than COBOL." This is a terrifying concept. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] hglman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago

Do they really need to? It's sort of a cry for help on its own ๐Ÿ˜›

[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

My guess woild be.. only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

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